i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours

(Source: lamemom)

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gestured:

there’s this thing u should try it’s called stop ignoring me

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lunalovegouda:

When I’m trying to convince people to watch OITNB

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christiandinoor:

please watch this and tell me if you laughed as hard as i did

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

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Jack Nicholson contact sheet, c. 1990s
Jack Nicholson contact sheet, c. 1990s

(Source: mattybing1025)

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hey-sass-butt:

scuttlebuggy:

trashchocolate:

55595472:

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

the-half-boy:

I LIKE IT

I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS

The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.

HOW DO I AUDITION 

dream job

$29 TICKETS

hey-sass-butt:

scuttlebuggy:

trashchocolate:

55595472:

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

the-half-boy:

I LIKE IT

I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS

The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.

HOW DO I AUDITION 

dream job

$29 TICKETS

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